Some recent revelations:
Mrs. Tiggy-winkle lives in the trees next to my flat. I see her waddle home to do her washing and ironing for Cock Robin and Tabby Kitten at night.
Class is eating my soul.
Water goes down the drain clockwise here too. Mythbusters can pay me for that one.
It takes 12-13 minutes on a cloudy day here to sunburn, and days and days to dry clothes.
"Gob-smackingly" is used as an adverb more often than I'd care to count.
I'm still amazed by the lack of censorship of nudity and foul language on TV and radio...to which I give a hearty "GODDAMN!" in salute. (There is actually a radio commercial advertising a DIY-er American Idol-esque show in which the man screams "AAUGH! I'VE GOT POO IN MY EYE...IT STINGS...SHIT!")
They have the greatest commercials ever here...My favorite at the moment is the ice cream commercial defining when "togs" (bathing suits) become "undies." (Answer: when you can no longer see the water--grocery stores, buses, etc) If you've got a quick connection you can watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjtdQ9JP7h4 and remember: THEY SHOW THIS ON TV!!....Sweet as.
That's all for now...back to the grindstone...
Where has all the writing gone?
11 years ago
2 comments:
BAHAHAHA, that's funny shite! togs togs togs...togs togs! Keep the posting TLC! I get to live vicariously through you!
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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